i’ll pay you $7 to have a crush on me
haha, ok, i imagined some dragons, now what
at a restaurant while u high like
"can i order this"
"would you like a soup or a salad?"
"WHATS A SUPER SALAD"
people who do math homework in pen are fearless
how the fuck do you remember your url
“you’ve been so naughty…I’m going to have to use my special belt.”
When you suck at something you’re supposed to be good at
ouch i hurt my lips can you kiss them for me