there has to be a neurologist out there somewhere that would date me
right now

candlelightisfire:

So tiny! So cute!

servantofsadako:

Who wants to sit at the cool kids table when you can sit at the duel kids table?

image

im the dark magician
Anonymous

fuck me

hello i’m looking for a male neurologist between the ages of 35-50

maruti-bitamin:

watercolour + gouache + ink

ur art is so coool
Anonymous

thank you very much :) you’ve turned my imminent scowl upside-down

"why didn’t you start your summer work earlier"

why don’t you break a dick off in your ass

i need to read 4 books write 9 essays read and outline 3 physics chapters answer 3 chapters worth of physics practice questions and section questions and also do a physics packet

i just drank a 5 hour energy
i have another one in case my energy runs out before i’m ready
i also have two energy drinks

i hate work
i fucking hate, my job
i fucking hate everything about that place except the workers
why did you schedule me so many fucking long morning shifts this week, right before i go back to school. right when i need to do all this work

obligatory picture day selfie post