would anyone ever like to duel me

shutupaubrey:

team “i wore this yesterday but i’m going to a different place so it doesn’t matter”

I could be drawing right now
me every single minute of the day 24/7 (via yuunachi)

anything but white socks

pandemonadotcom:

i just came out to eat some ass and im honestly feeling so attacked right now

tsunderestahl:

tsunderestahl:

almond milk is an abomination

i am completely wrong about this i have sinned and what i actually mean is almond milk is delicious and the nectar of the gods just kidding nectar of GOD the one and only true god professed to me by almond milk his dearest creation

i don’t know what to put for those things that ask what your activity level is because there’s not an option for less than sedentary

thelnternetpolice:

a jellyfish will never know the satisfaction of holding a slice of pizza